We Can Breathe Again

Yesssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!! Trumpy's reign of error will soon be over and he can start facing criminal charges (as will his children and some of his inner circle). A Biden presidency will be no panacea but anything is going to be an improvement on what this country has endured these past four years. What a tremendous relief.

What Fresh Hell is This -- Agonizing Through The Election

I've run out of Pepto-Bismol. As I write this the election still hasn't been called. It's been about sixty hours since the last polls closed. It looks promising though and it could be sometime later this morning that we get official word from Pennsylvania. A win there would put Biden over the top. Also any two of Georgia, Arizona and Nevada would do it and Biden leads in all three of those states. But the wait has been agonizing, excruciating and nerve-wrecking.

The notion of another four years of Trumpy sickens the soul. It would have been intolerable to have that man dominating our news and culture for an extra week, let alone four years. I've come to realize in the last few weeks how draining it has been to deal with this farce of a human being and his constant lies, exaggerations, mocking of his office, incivility, incompetence and narcissism. 

Election night was a crushing blow because I'd spent the last few years looking forward to the day he was thrashed at the polls Herbert Hoover-style. I'd become convinced of a Biden landslide and a thorough repudiation of Trumpy's mangling of the executive branch. I was -- as the Brits would say -- gutted that Ohio and Florida went to Trump and disappointed that Texas and Iowa joined them. It was also shocking to see how close the race was in other states such as Michigan, Wisconsin and those yet to be determined.

Are Americans really that stupid? Are there really that many racists in this country? Have millions of America really been taken in by this shyster or have they not paid any attention at all to what's been coming out of his mouth? 

The question has often been posited as to whether you have to be a racist to support Trumpy. I used to reject that notion outright but have reluctantly come to embrace it in the last year. It's impossible to hear the words that come out of the great bloviator's mouth and not understand that he is a bigot and therefore in endorsing him you are endorsing bigotry. Is the United States really -- to lightly paraphrase Hilary Clinton's infamous line -- so full of deplorables?

Evidently.

Starting with Election Day I've been even more of a mess than usual. The simple act of reading has been challenging. Watching a film has been no simple matter. Writing has proved a challenge. Prone to anxiety and depression as I am the closeness of the election -- even with the promising trends of the last few days -- has taxed my already delicate emotional state. I've been a seething cauldron of disquiet, apprehension, uneasiness, dread, disquiet and borderline panic. 

It's been difficult to manage going half an hour without checking the latest news on The New York Times, The Washington Post, BBC, CNN and Twitter. Wife and oldest daughter check constantly too and we're often updating one another. This is no way to live.

I've never felt more directly impacted by an election. If Trumpy were to retain office, one consequence would be that the coronavirus would rage on with no end in sight. Covid-19 is difficult enough to handle with leaders who take it seriously, with a buffoon who dismisses it (despite all the deaths it continues to cause) the consequences are most dire indeed.

I here took a break to check the latest updates and after pulling ahead in Pennsylvania overnight, Biden is now adding to that lead and this whole deal might be wrapped up soon. Of course Trumpy is indicting he won't concede. This is no surprise because he is the least gracious man in America. Biden's people have apparently pointed out that Trumpy refusing to concede is not a problem, "because we know how to deal with trespassers in the White House." 

I do not believe that a Biden presidency is going to cure all this country's ills. But it is absolutely critical in giving us a chance at curing some. No progress is possible under Trumpy and indeed further regression is guaranteed. Many of us simply want to be able to hope again and not be burdened by having to follow the actions of lunatic who is occupying the highest office in the land. What a depressing state of affairs these past four years have been in the United States. What a mockery it has made of those claims that this is the "greatest country in the world." 

The missus and I are now going to go for a walk. Later in the day we're going to the pharmacy where I'll refill my prescriptions. Oh, and buy more Pepto-Bismol.

Part Two of It Stinks, Sucks and It Ain't No Good (And it's Commie Propaganda): Amazon Reviews of Great Films

The Last Picture Show

On Friday I posted part one of this look at some of the reviews people have given beloved films on Amazon. As I noted then, this used to be a feature of this blog but with comments from Internet Movie Database users (comments have been disabled on IMDb and no one misses them). In scouring through these reviews, I've noticed how many of them are from politically and socially conservative people who rail about communist influence in Hollywood as well as leftist propaganda, progressivism and other perceived evils. A lot of negative reviews complain about foul language, sex and young people not being respectful of their elders. I also note how often reviewers simply dismiss movies as boring and how often they complain --evidently lacking anything substantive to say --  about bad acting (even in cases, such as On the Waterfront, in which the lead actors won Oscars.) Without further ado, here's part two,"enjoy."

The Last Picture Show

I love Cysbil Sherdard but I only watched the beginning when the nudity came on I turned it off & pitched it.

Note: I believe it's spelled Cybil Shepard, but you do you.

Mean Girls

Message - girls are trashy and nasty creatures. The whole movie is spent demeaning decency and promotes degeneracy. Keep your daughters away. Keep you sons away too. Message to them is girls are good only for sex.

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

I am terrified that so many people like this movie? My teenage child and I watched this film on another platform, based on reviews given by the community, a big mistake. I would never raise my child to be such an egocentric jerk, who gets around life by screwing everybody else over. What kind of values is this movie teaching to our youngsters?

He gets away with everything, is this real life? Maybe for an upper-middle-class teenager selfish, good for nothing kid like Ferris. Please stop giving good reviews to garbage like this one. Our kids deserve better, our society deserves better, more values, less garbage.

Note: I love that the reviewer asks if she is terrified that so many people like this movie? I guess she couldn't decide.

Duck Soup

When I began the movie an NRA add popped up on the screen. Please refund my order. This is an invasion of my rights to watch a movie that states that it is solely a movie of the Marx Brothers and not a vehicle for right wing propaganda. Again, refund my order.

Note: The NRA promotion at the beginning of this film from 1933 is for the National Recovery Administration which: "supervised fair trade codes and guaranteed laborers a right to collective bargaining. The National Industrial Recovery Act (NIRA) was enacted by Congress in June 1933 and was one of the measures by which President Franklin D. Roosevelt sought to assist the nation's recovery."

Platoon

Platoon

You gotta be kidding me, this is considered a good movie? Seriously. Pathetic dialog, crap acting, stupid melodrama, cheap film methods, laughable use of music in the so-called soundtrack, and then there's Sheen's "narrative" and his letters to "grandma". I mean, this movie is a freakin' joke. I appreciate good war movies, and have seen most of them. This one is a disgrace and an insult to the genre.

And then there's the disgusting anti-American "politics" of the film, portraying the majority of the soldiers as either mindless idiots or violent, inhumane pigs. You'd think it was a James Cameron film, it's so full of hate of this country.

This film absolutely disgusts me on every level, artistic and otherwise. Garbage.

All Quiet on the Western Front

What else make this movie even funnier, the hype of course. This movie was soooo awful, you will laugh your a** off!

The acting is so fake. The funniest part whenever anyone whines in it. I really don't know why all the critics think this is the best war movie of all-time, they must been stone while watching this worthless trash. I can't imagine anyone enjoying this film the same way as Gone With The Wind and The Godfather.

Note: "They must been stone while watching." Hilarious.

The Big Lebowski

I love Jeff Bridges and my brother LOVES this movie, but it wasn't for me. Too low class. I guess it was supposed to be funny, but it was a lot of swearing, drugs, drinking, low class type things.

Milk

Call me names, I don't care! Perversion is perversion and has no place in public! Anything that glorifies a deviant form of behaviour is no good!

Note: Okay, I'll call you a name: homophobe.

Moonlight

I couldn't sit through this ghetto movie which is filled with filthy language, nudity, raw sex and the list goes on. I know that there is an audience for this type of "entertainment" and that Hollywood celebrated it with the Oscar. A sad commentary on what our society now calls "acceptable entertainment". It used to be called pornography.

Note: So I'm guessing you'll not be donating to Black Lives Matter.

Carol

Carol

Droll, dull and uninteresting. I couldn't care less about any of the characters except for maybe the ex husband. people spoke of it as tintillating. not. go rent an asian lesbian porn movie if that's what you're looking for. Kept waiting for it to get good. Didn't happen.

Note: "an asian lesbian porn movie" Wish you'd expanded on that.

Reds

But capitalism without morality is also evil. --JP2

I recognize the perfect form of government does not exist...yet still...

I'm really worried about the amount of effusive praise for this movie...McCarthy was right after all? Hollywood is full of commie subversives eager to romanticize the crap out of the miserable Russian revolution and glorify the rise to power of one of the most murderous, inhumane forms of government, communism, to ever see the light of day. "Oh, but what about the acting?...the 'Epic" sweep of history...the idealism of Reid...etc..." Are you guys nuts? There are currently 3 major communist regimes left standing as of 2016: China, Cuba, and North Korea. Note Russia's no longer part of that club boys and girls. Oh the sweet irony....A better review of this movie would be for all the 5 star reviewers to have to spend some time living in aforementioned still communist paradises...and then report back how awesome it was.

Harold and Maude

I had a longer review here previously describing in detail why this movie is the stuff of sewers, but what's the point? Watch it, love it, imagine yourself as free and wild as wacky red-headed grandma, put on an ugly dress and go down the drum circle and sing your little heart out. Just don't do it near my place cuz I'll throw birdseed in your hair.

Quirky is a disease of the deranged mind.

Note: Of course I find this review ridiculous, but I love that last line.

MASH

I always enjoyed the weekly television series MASH, so I was quite shocked to discover that the movie version of MASH is a piece of garbage, which is where my copy ended up. My first shock was to discover that the catchy little tune they play at the beginning of every show is actually a song about suicide being painless. Next, one of the characters is mocked for praying. The worst scene is where they mock the Last Supper during a fake suicide. Enough said!

Three Days of the Condor

This is not a movie, it's the earliest example of a far left propaganda film I can remember. Watching again, for the first time in 38 years, I realize now just how far back the "War for Oil" BS lies go and understand better why the Anti-American American has become so prevalent in our society. Leftist elitists love this genre and will continue making these Marxist propaganda films to "re-educate" Americans. Why? Because it works. Question: How can one get Americans ready and willing to give up their rights? By making them believe we are the worst country in history, of course.

It's simple folks. When they keep making these propaganda films (Ala Dr. Goebbels) telling the entire world "America will do anything, tell any lie, kill anyone, START A WAR, for it's own greedy benefit!!!" and you do so for DECADES, how can the entire world NOT come to believe the lie?

LOL... Do YOU believe the lie? Sadly, I know at least half of you do.

Note: The line "Marxist propaganda films" really cracked me up as well as "Anti-American American." Conservatives are clearly still steeped in McCarthyism -- they'd welcome Joe back in heartbeat. 

Taxi Driver

Taxi Driver 

There is no plot and there is no resolution because there is nothing to resolve. The main character is insane an accomplishes nothing. 12 year old prostitutes. They don't do that any more not because Hollywood got moral but because you can sell more tickets if its PG13.

Call Me By Your Name

Recommended to me by my wife’s cousin as her “all time favorite movie." This was, without a doubt, the most pointless movie I’ve ever seen. It’s a typical “artsy foreign film” with no real substance. Super aggressively awkward and sexual. Dumb

Note: Is "artsy foreign film" a genre?

First Reformed

I got into the movie about an hour and noticed so distorted from realities I that I quit. The messages I received from the movie are square on with the 1960 Communist goals listed in the book the "The Naked Communist". Here are the strategies employed in this movie:

- Hollow out churches into social institutions (so they wont stand in the way of a takeover as they stand for human rights given by God)

- Cause people to embrace atheist mindset (the whole movie shows hallow out Christianity but not real Christianity)

- Show that the country is no better than others

- Make the business people look evil because they are the oppressors on the oppressed (to drive people to want to do away with capitalism for a life "free of oppression" only to find themselves oppressed even worse than capitalism

It would not surprise me to find out that the writer is part of a socialist party which is really a front for Communism (Lenin said the purpose of Socialism to bring about Communism)

Note: Amazing the degree to which Americans are still afraid of Communism. I thought we'd moved on the jihadists as the latest bogeyman.

My Man Godfrey

Beatniks love this sort of film. For me, the dialogue, social situations, and humor are so archaic, that it is hard to relate or laugh about them. The female actors' voices are as annoying as a pet shop full of squeaking birds. The film makes me wish I had an extra hand so I could give it three thumbs down.

Note: Beatniks? Was this written in 1959?

It Stinks, Sucks and It Ain't No Good: Amazon Reviews of Great Films

Citizen Kane

In the good old days before Trumpy and the pandemic, I occasionally, on this blog, posted comments from Internet Movie Database users on classic films. Sadly/happily IMDb removed the comment feature and that particular series on this blog ended. It finally occurred to me -- years later -- that I could find the same quality of erudition from the brilliant film critics who commented on movies on Amazon. So here today I present part one of my initial return to "people say the wackiest things about great films." All comments are verbatim without having been edited. In a few instances I have added a comment at the end. Names have, of course, not be included. Part two will appear on this space Monday.

Citizen KaneI am a retired grandmother who has seen multitudes of old movies, especially black and white, which are my favorites, and who has been hearing about Citizen Kane for many years, but, because I do not particularly care for Orson Welles other than in Rebecca, I never watched it until now. I found it completely and utterly boring! After 10 minutes ... 20 minutes ... and then one hour, I kept wondering 'when does it get spectacular as raved by all'? It NEVER DID. The story jumped around, the dialogue was not profound, NOTHING in this movie is memorable other than how boring and what a hyped-up waste of time. I can usually find something about all old movies that teaches me, grabs me, or that I find depth in its dialogue to regard to my experiences in life, but not this movie. The character accomplished zero, there really was no story line or anything profound whatsoever. If you haven't seen it, do yourself a favor and pass for another sixty-some years…Note: Orson Welles was not in Rebecca. Is Grandma confusing Welles with Laurence Olivier?

The Seventh Seal

Haha, the make-up for the grim reaper is so bad. He's litteraly just a bald guy in a bath robe, like, oooh I'm so scared. And why are they all speaking German? Did they not make enough money paying accordion on street corners or whatever to do American voice-overs...?

Also if that's not enough to make you avoid this movie, their's a bunch of scenes with a naked little boy. Lol, what a movie for pedos.

They should remake this movie with good special affects and if they spoke English. Until then it feels like a pretty bad ripoff of Avatar.

Note: The Seventh Seal is in Swedish not German. A rip-off of Avatar, a film made fifty years later?

The Godfather

Profanity, foul language, ethnic slurs, sex, nudity, violence. This is what people watch for entertainment?

Schindler’s List

Just saw this for the first time, it’s a decent period melodrama, but in all honesty I was expecting a lot more. I’d give it a B as a film. Ben Kingsley was very good as always.

Note: "Melodrama?"

Parasite

Parasite

The night we watched it, both my wife and I had nightmares all night.

This is worthless, culturally unappealing, Left wing subversion efforts. Don't watch it.

Whatever they do in Korea, this is not what an average American will enjoy. The only reason it got Oscars is it is in tune with the Hollywood Progressive or Left Activists, or whatever they call themselves, agenda of pitting the Haves and Have-Nots, social unrest and mass deception and violence. They don't seem to know they will be the targets if there is a mass uprising of underclass and actual subversion.

You will not enjoy it. No redeeming value of any kind. It is not a dark comedy as some say; Just plain garbage.

Note: "Left activists"? is that a thing?

On The Waterfront

Only watched it because I had to for my Cinema Appreciation course. Thought the acting was horrible. At least many of the stars got better at acting when they got older.

Note: Marlon Brando and Eva Marie Saint won Oscars for Best Actor and Best Actress, respectively, for the film.

Bonnie and Clyde

This had to be one of the worse movies I have ever seen. Bonnie and Clyde were two cold blooded killers who got what they deserved and I do believe this movie shows how liberal Hollywood was becoming during this time period. Frank Hammer's character and story was completely incorrect. The historians who were hired for this movie failed. But, then again I wouldn't be surprised if they only hired socialists to push a narrative against law enforcement.

La Dolce Vita

many fine points and messages. a bit boring . smoke, smoke, smoke!

Do the Right Thing

To racists

Note: Well at least the reviewer was succinct -- in whatever they were saying.

12 Years a Slave

Good movie if they would leave out the BLASPHEMING!

Band of Outsiders

Band of Outsiders

I usually enjoy French crime movies, but this supposedly great film by Godard is meandering and pointless. The plot is almost non-existent, as it appears to be filmed for self-indulgent reasons in a whimsical manner, allowing the story to unfold in a random manner. There is not enough content to justify the running time of the film; maybe if it was edited down to a one-hour television special, all the filler could be removed and the movie would dare to be entertaining, instead of a waste of time.

Bicycle Thieves

This movie is overrated by a mile, like several classics. I just didn't care that much about the guy getting his bike back, and it was also socialist propaganda. It focused too much on one specific plot line. It had too much of a foreign feel to it, and really felt like it was from a different time and place-I didn't relate to it.

Note: Socialist propoganda?

Battleship Potemkin

Extremely disappointed, lots of wasted film showing nothing-boring. Clips of the movie were far more exciting then watching the whole movie.

This film was totally uninspiring as far as turning anybody to communism. Had it’s good parts but as a whole......well I was so bored I didn’t get thru the entire movie. The battle on the steps was really over rated-any remake would be far more superior than this.

Network

Someone raved about this so I gave it a try. Older movies can be slow and strangely paced and this movie is a very fine example of that. The premise is as bizarre as the behavior of many of the characters in this movie. And not in a compelling way, mostly just kind of dumb. I didn't finish the movie, only got about half way through, because I realized I had better things to do with my time.

All the President’s Men

This 1976 historical film depicting the events leading to the fall of a President is far from exciting or thrilling and merely borders on interesting. Actors Dustin Hoffman who plays Berstein, and Robert Redford who plays his fellow journalist, gave only decent performances as the diligent reporters who cracked the Watergate scandal.

The story portrayed in the film is one that leaves room for thrilling encounters, and exciting and mysterious scenes. Unfortunately, it is soarly lacking in all of the above. The plot moved in a slow, layed back pace. A lack of backround music to mysterious scenes, such as those with Deep Throat, only helped to enhance the boring factor.

The acting too was far from spectacular. Both main actors gave only mediocre performances, lacking in spice and borderline lacking in good talent. Thanks to Robert Redford's refreshingly youthful and attractive appearance, the film is bareable to watch. However, if You are looking for a good sleeper, I highly recomend this unusually boring film, All the president's Men!

It's A Wonderful Life

It’s A Wonderful Life

All of the critical reviews love this movie but complain about various technical issues for the DVD. I'm going to criticize the movie itself, which makes my review a minority of one. The moral message of this classic movie has serious flaws, especially in the context of a "feel good" Christmas story.

Actually I'm amazed that I seem to be the only person who sees the elephant in the room: George Bailey is a snowflake who decides to commit suicide over a relatively trivial financial problem. This story takes place during the Great Depression, and unlike millions of Americans George's entire family is doing quite well. George has a nice house in a great neighborhood, a beautiful, loving wife and adorable kids. But the moment George encounters the first real problem in his life - his uncle misplaces some money that was supposed to be deposited in the bank - he thinks that suicide is a solution and it takes a guardian angel - an angel sent by God, no less - to talk him out of it. George is the ultimate snowflake.

Even worse is the way that the guardian angel persuades George not to kill himself. The angel shows George how horrible everything would be if George wasn't born. Without George, the town of Bedford Falls becomes a dystopian nightmare. It isn't sufficient to remind George how lucky and blessed his life has been, nor is it sufficient to encourage him to work through the problem. George must be shown that he is the most special and important person in the entire town. In other words, this movie is a narcissistic fantasy.

I fail to see how this is an inspiring, feel-good Christmas story. Snowflakes who have it as good as George aren't the ones who need guardian angels. For that matter, I'm not sure why the guardian angel earned his wings with this easy case. All he had to do was show George that the town would be a terrible place without him.

A better title for this movie is "It's a Terrible Life Without George." :-)

Note: "A relatively trivial financial problem"? it would have meant prison and scandal!

Blackkklansman

It was decently funny but to much political rhetoric especially towards the end. Get enough politics every day without something that's suppose to be entertaining shoving more politics down my throat.

Grapes of Wrath

Liberal "progressive" brainwashing. I should have known it would be promoting socialism and "the greater good collective at the expense of the individual and individual freedom and responsibility. It shows Hollywood's Communist bent has been around for a long time. I loved Henry Fonda and Lucille Ball in Yours Mine and Ours and thought I would love this but hated this and threw it away.

Note: A very realistic portrayal of those who migrated west during the Dust Bowl is "promoting socialism"? Buddy, wait'll you read a history book. It'll seem like Das Kapital to you.

I Comment on Today's Headlines, Seventh in a Regular Series

Here's hoping this man is president-elect next week

In July I came up with the brilliant idea of posting some of the day's headlines from various news sources and writing comments about them that were either pithy, snarky, wise or brilliantly on point (or a combination thereof). The response was so overwhelming (thank you, Uriah Clydesdale of Spotsylvania Courthouse, VA) that I have since offered readers additional editions, to enthusiastic acclaim (by which I mean dead silence). Here then is part seven in what is now a regular and beloved feature of this blog.

From The NY Times:

90,000 Told to Flee as California Fires Nearly Double in Size

California is (no pun intended) a hot mess. Thanks to the climate change that our current idiot-in-chief denies is real, that state is once again ravaged by wildfires and there's every reason to believe that such will be the case every year. Electing Joe Biden president will not magically cure all ills but it will finally mean a step in the right direction. Climate change surpasses even Covid as the number one crisis facing our planet and the United States should be among the countries at the forefront of efforts to combat it.

A Divided Nation Agrees on One Thing: Many People Want a Gun

Such is the state of things in Trumpian American that many people are buying their first guns while others are stockpiling weapons. Faith has been lost in our institutions and many citizens feel they have to protect themselves. This will not end well.

As Election Nears, Trump Makes a Final Push Against Climate Science

See what I'm talking about? We have (hopefully only for a few more months) a president who denies science. Science! According to Merriam-Webster science is: "the state of knowing : knowledge as distinguished from ignorance or misunderstanding." Yup, a world leader who opposes knowledge and supports ignorance and misunderstanding. Vote everybody, for the love of god, vote.

From the BBC:

Police officer raiding illegal cockfight gets killed by rooster

I suspect fowl play.

Philadelphia rocked by fresh unrest after police shooting

What's this? The police shot and killed an African-American? What else is new. According to the story: "Mr Wallace, 27, had bipolar disorder, and his wife told officers this before they shot him, a lawyer representing his family said." The deceased was holding a knife at the time which he refused to put down. For this they shot him to death? At worst couldn't they have shot the arm holding the knife? They really thought they had to kill the brother? Fucking police....

Kim Kardashian West mocked for 'humble' birthday party on private island

As well she should be. The lives of the rich and clueless. As one person wrote on twitter: "I felt I've never truly understood the French Revolution until now."

From SF Gate:

'This would not have happened with Roger Ailes': Trump upset that Fox News ran Obama's speech

Poor 'lil Trumpy having to deal with the fact that he doesn't have complete and total control of a network. Boo hoo.

Hundreds of Trump supporters stuck in the cold for hours when buses can't reach Omaha rally

I'm trying really hard but cannot seem to muster any sympathy for people who support a serial sexual offender, congenital liar, racist and narcissist for president. Wish I could.

Multi-love: What it's like to have more than one partner in the pandemic

Another reminder of how glad I am that there was no such pandemic when I was in my late teens and twenties. I'm neither proud nor ashamed to say that as a young man I was what was once called a "swinger." Parties, nightclubs and bars were milieu. I was promiscuous and sought females who were similarly inclined. Being sidelined by a pandemic would not have sat well with me and given my love of spirits and drugs I would have found ways to continue my pursuits. I might well have met a premature end. 

From The Washington Post:

Stock market slide muddles Trump’s economic message days before 2020 election

Hey look everybody? Actual good news from the stock market, actual meaningful news from the stock market. Although I must say that Trumpy's message was pretty muddled to begin with.

Trump’s attacks on adversaries often followed by threats to their safety

When Trumpy assails a public official, be they a sitting governor or a health expert, there follows a slew of threats against his target by the president's idiotic followers. The man inspires hate and like no president before him sows division. He has endangered the lives of countless people across the country.

Pandemic depression is about to collide with seasonal depression. Make a plan, experts say.

I don't fully understand this because my seasonal depression comes in the Spring. (I'm nothing if not a contrarian.) I tend to have less depression come November, December and January with a slight uptick in the two months following with full blown depression accompanying April and May. But I certainly can sympathize with having other factors combine with pandemic depression to create a horrible brew of super-sized sadness. As with millions of others, the pandemic has made my depression more acute, as has the on-going nonsense coming out of the White House. Hopefully next week's election will be a curative. Meanwhile -- and at all times -- it is good to have a plan. I have certain routines I try to rigidly follow and different sort of treats and rewards to look forward to. It's important to reach out (easier said than done during a pandemic) and find support systems. We are not alone.

The Author Answers the Question: What If Only White Males Could Vote? (The Horror the Horror)

Someone I follow on Twitter re-tweeted -- with a reply -- a nasty anti-semitic comment from a conservative. Against my better judgment I checked out the offending tweeter’s account. The first tweet I saw was a screenshot of a partial New York Times headline: "What if only white men voted?" it asked. There followed a number of tweets from right wing neanderthals (are there any other kind?) about how much better the country would be. (I pause here while readers variously fall on the floor laughing or head to the toilet to commence vomiting.)

I decided to go into enemy territory and tweet a reply. It was as follows: “Everyone would be dead from Covid in a few years.” I braced myself for a barrage of misspelled, grammatically hilarious responses from white nationalists but none came. Indeed, my tweet has thus far gotten twenty likes.

Of course it got me thinking about what else one could safely say about what the U.S. would be like if, as in days of yore, only white males had the franchise. Here’s what I came up with:

The rich would pay no taxes.

Police forces would be armed to the teeth and officers would be encouraged to carry out extrajudicial punishments, including those of a capital nature.

Climate change would accelerate even faster and our coasts would soon be under water.

Abortions would be illegal.

Gay marriage would be illegal as would be gay sex and there would be no civil rights or protections for anyone falling under the LGBTQ umbrella.

Women would lose protection from sexual harassment and the right to recourse when such harassment occurs.

Guns would be even more plentiful with even less restrictions with a consequent increase in gun deaths by accident, suicide or murder.

The environment would be ravaged

Government funding for scientific research would be cut to the bone, if not entirely.

The wildest of conspiracy theories being accepted as fact, would influence public policy.

Student debt would skyrocket.

Predatory lending would be encouraged.

The crumbling infrastructure would totally collapse.

Immigration of non-whites would be halted.

More children separated from parents and put in cages.

A costly and ineffective wall would be built. 

Poverty would increase at the same time the social safety net was being dismantled.

The U.S. would be regarded by much of the rest of the world as a rogue nation that is totally unreliable and only interested in self-preservation.

Severe restrictions on freedom of the press would be imposed.

Political dissenters would be jailed.

Peaceful rallies and marches would be quashed.

Public schools would be even more severely under-funded, especially those serving primarily students of color and/or in low income areas.

Christianity would be made the official state religion.

The military budget would be greatly increased.

The national debt would skyrocket.

The Food and Drug Administration’s power would be limited.

Pharmaceutical companies would profit enormously and most citizens would have difficulty affording basic medications.

Regulations on businesses and corporations would be no more.

Small business would become a thing of the past.

Marijuana would be made illegal.

There would be stiffer prison sentences for all crimes.

The crime rate would go up.

Prisons would be privatized.

Mail delivery would be privatized.

The suicide rate would go up by 500% or more.

So let us all take comfort in the fact that we live in a country in which women and people of color can vote (well, theoretically, as we’ve seen, white males often do their utmost to restrict voting).

Nerds, Jocks, Stoners, Outcasts and Mean Girls: A Guide to 25 Excellent Films That Focus on American Teenagers

Mean Girls

Teenagers are a great subject for films. First of all they look good on screen. Some are beautiful, some are cute, all are young. Audiences would generally prefer looking at seventeen-year-olds rather than seventy-year olds. (I should here add that many who portray teens in films are actually in their twenties.) Teens make for good subjects because they are at turning points in their lives, often making decisions that will effect them forever. Coming of age stories are a staple of films as teenagers wrestle with the transition from childhood to their adult years. Sexual awakening is also a feature of teen films which in itself provides titillation for audiences, but also, if done sincerely, gets at some of the basic realities of navigating romantic relationships, sex and when the twain meet. 

Adults often like teen movies because they can evoke either halcyon days or remind us of struggles we've happily moved past. Teens, of course, love teen movies because they can be anything from a how-to guide, to a mirror on their own experiences, to a look at what many of their counterparts are going through.

Of course many films featuring teen characters are comedies, often of the raunchy variety. This is only natural. Teenagers frequently get into humorous situations, whether intentionally or not. Screenwriters, directors and actors like to exaggerate the zaniness of being a teenager and sometimes do so for good effect.

Of course many people have scars from their teen years. There are heartbreaks, struggles with authority, first exposures to life's harsher realities such as death, addiction, war and violence. Watching a film that explores these experiences can be cathartic.

Speaking of struggling with authority....Teen movies often capture the spirit of rebellion that comes naturally to many as they become self-aware and question society's rules. Usually teens are portrayed as the forward-thinkers, standing up to outmoded practices and ideas.

Never, Sometimes, Rarely, Always

Teenagers face a lot of pressure. Trying to be your own person. Trying to fit in. Trying to be liked. Trying to be loved. Not caring what others think of you. Looking ahead to college or work. Trying to understand love. Having first experiences with romance. Learning to drive. Going to war. Going off to college. Getting pregnant or causing a pregnancy. Earning a scholarship. Failing to get into a dream school. Becoming a star athlete. Getting high for the first time. 

They're tough years and we're not really ready for them until we reach our forties.

Teen movies also capture the different types of people we meet in high school (often creating and perpetuating stereotypes in the process). Meet the nerds, Meet the jocks. Meet the sexually active. Meet the especially mature. Meet the especially immature. Meet the cool, popular kids. Meet the outcasts. Meet the bullies. Meet the stoners. Meet the rebels. Most of all meet the totally normal everyteens, stuck in the middle of all the cliques and archetypes.

Teen films often stereotype teachers, principal and parents, although the better ones don't.

Suffice to say that there are many, many films that explore the teen years and some of them are damn good. What follows is 25 of those damn good ones. Please note this is a subjective list and includes my personal favorites. I could easily have made a list twice as long. Surely anyone else making such a list would have excluded some of mine and included many they prefer.

In compiling the list and noting the ten "runners-up" below, I noted that the vast majority of these films (twenty-five of thirty-five) were made from the 1990s on. This is curious in large part because far less of the overall movies I admire were made within this time span. Obviously the "serious" teen film and the truly funny ones are a recent phenomenon and it is well worth exploring why. I'd imagine one reason is that teens are the target audience and they've become a much more important share of the film-going public. Also I think it's following a trend as the teen film was popularized -- principally by John Hughes -- in the Eighties.

(My goodness I didn't have room for: Footloose (1984) Ross, The Breakfast Club (1985) Hughes, Booksmart (2019) Wilde, Lady Bird (2017) Gerwig, Juno (2007) Reitman, Thirteen (2003) Hardwicke, Heathers (1989) Lehman, Precious (2009) Daniels, Easy A (2010) Gluck,  and Clueless (1995) Heckerling).

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1. The Last Picture Show(1971) Bogdanovich. Teens in a small, sad Texas town in the 1950s. Not a cheery topic but a compelling story featuring Jeff Bridges, Timothy Bottoms and Cybill Shepard. All three struggle with early sexual experiences, romantic entanglements, and the shifting nature of friendships.

2. Rushmore (1998) Anderson. The rebel with many causes, none of them terribly important, but they combine to provide an eccentric, funny, touching story that is  perhaps  the quintessential Wes Anderson film. Our hero, Max (Jason Schwartzman) is a wonderfully iconoclastic teen and Rushmore is certainly a variation on the theme of teen films.

3. Mean Girls (2004) Waters. The classic high school story. Some drama, a lot of laughs in a cultural touchstone, as vibrant today as when it premiered over 16 years ago. It manages to be both insightful and honest and still hilarious. A brilliant script.

4. Moonrise Kingdom (2012) Anderson. Barely teens falling in love on an island and escaping together. Another Wes Anderson classic and a very different sort of teen love story. Puppy love and scout troops, social services (in the form of a single character) and an all-star cast including Bill Murray, Frances McDormand, Edward Norton and Tilda Swinton.

5. My Own Private Idaho (1991) Van Sant. Shakespeare-inspired, this is about older teens who leave home for life on the streets, hustling, bonding, living dangerously but on their own terms. River Phoenix and Keanu Reeves star. It's something of a teen road picture with positive LGBTQ themes, narcolepsy and a dash of Falstaff.

The Suicide Virgins

6. The Virgin Suicides (1999) S. Coppola. Sisters living under the repression of uber religious parents. Sofia Coppola’s debut films is a unique look at what it means to be a teenage girl and what it means to love from afar and certainly what it means to live in an oppressive home.

7. Wild Boys of the Road (1933) Wellman. Teens during the great depression. A hard as nails tail of teens taking to the road — via the rails — to ease burdens on families or get away from families while desperately hoping for a better life.

8. Rebel Without a Cause (1955) Ray. They might not have had a cause but they rebelled for a reason. They were fed up with stifling home lives, parents who were absent, or unloving or inept. James Dean, Natalie Wood and Sal Mineo were transcendent as the teens. Still resonant 65 years later.

9. Boyz n the Hood (1991) Singleton.  African American teens coming of age in a racist society. A powerful drama that is rich with themes and great performances. Teens struggling with an unjust society.

10. Never Rarely Sometimes Always (2020) Hittman. The anti-Juno film about a pregnant teenager girl who decides to have an abortion. At times there is a documentary feel to this story of a girl and her cousin venturing from small town Pennsylvania to New York City for the procedure and the tribulations they face. The newest film on this list and one that deserves to be widely seen.

11. Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986) Hughes. Pure fun. Matthew Broderick starred in my favorite John Hughes film about teens who just want to have fun — and “stick it the man” in the process. Some hard truths are learned by one character but the film's theme, as expressed by the title character is:  "Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."

Superbad

12. Superbad (2007) Mottola. A super good movie about teen boys looking for sex, love, sex, booze, sex, parties and sex. It's a wild ride and a fun one. McLovin is classic.

13. Waves (2019) Shults. The story of African American siblings in present day Miami and the divergent paths their lives take. To say it’s a powerful drama would be an understatement but also a trivialization of a beautiful film about choices and fate.

14. Little Women (2019) Gerwig. Nineteenth century teen siblings who love — and sometimes hate or envy — each other as they each seek different paths to their dreams. We miss the high school experience here, but Little Women captures the struggles of girls turning into women and making that journey with their sisters.

15. Election (1999) Payne. Reese Witherspoon's Tracy Flick captures a high school archetype: the driven, ambitious student who has to be a student leader while maintaining her 4.0. Tracy Flicks are at every high school and they can variously be a delight or a royal pain to teachers and fellow students. Usually they're both. Election is an irreverent but realistic comedy about the high school experience, most especially student elections.

16. Pleasantville (1998) Ross. A present-day teen, David (Tobey Maguire and his sister (Reese Witherspoon, again) aremagically transported into a Fifties sit-com and the teen world it portrays. They literally brings the color of his contemporary times to a stodgy, sexless, banal world.

17. The World of Henry Orient (1964) Hill. Teen girls with a crush on an older man. In this case a concert pianist played by Peter Sellars. It's what one would call a charming romp and is well worth a look as a peak into a bygone era. 

18. Elephant (2003) Van Sant. In some ways a look at a typical suburban high school but with the principle difference being that a mass shooting takes place. It is clearly based on the Columbine High School Massacre and helps shine a light on that tragedy and how high school cultures can be dangerously damaging to young, vulnerable psyches.

Yes, God, Yes

19. Yes, God, Yes (2020) Maine. Sexual awakenings are often the stuff of teen movies and this is one of the newest and best examples. Our protagonist, Alice (Natalie Dyer) has an extra challenge as she, like so many others, faces the strictures of being in a strict Catholic school. Alice experiences lust while also witnessing rank hypocrisy. Lessons are learned.

20. Dazed and Confused (1993) Linklater. The classic coming-of-age film featuring an ensemble cast and thus a variety of teen experiences. It takes place on the last night of school with all the madness that can entail.

21. Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982) Heckerling. Yet another coming-of-age classic with a wide-ranging cast. Fast Times is a school year in the life of a group of disparate characters that comprise some of the various types one meets in a high school. Notable in the cast is a young Sean Penn as a stoner.

22. My Friend Dahmer (2017) Meyers. This is about a future serial killer and cannibal so no, it's not your typical teen movie. It's based on the actual high school experiences of the notorious serial killer and flesh eater, Jeffrey Dahmer. It sounds like heavy fare, but in his school days Dahmer was more of a goofball making the transition into murderer. It's an oddly compelling film and as good a look at high school as you'll see.

23. Napoleon Dynamite (2004) Hess. The title character (John Heder) is the total oddball teen from a weird family (every school has them). He is lovably eccentric, especially when he dances and helps his friend's Pedro's seemingly quixotic campaign for student body president.

24. Eight Grade (2018) Burnham. At last a middle school setting. The middle school years can be particularly brutal as teens deal with physical and social awkwardness that can lead to anything from depression to self-loathing to harming oneself. Elsie Fisher is Kayla in the last days of 8th grade looking forward to and dreading the coming of high school. It is, as one reviewer put it, "sweet, sad and beautifully observed." It is also criminally underrated.

25. Dope (2015) Famuyiwa. Another terrific film that flew under the radar. Here we have three misfits (outcasts are best served by traveling together) who find adventure in a tough neighborhood. It has been described as a coming of age film for the post hip hop generation. An underground party is attended, choices are made and challenges ensue.