I was at the UC Berkeley Optometry Center picking out a new pair of spectacles when I heard a little girl say to her mother, "I like these ones." The mother did not correct her child. Proving, I guess, that the apple does not fall far from the tree, the mother instead replied, " I like those ones, too."
THOSE!!! THESE!!! THE "ONES" IS SUPERFLUOUS!!! AS YOU MAY HAVE GUESSED THIS BUGS THE HECK OUT OF ME. AND NO, I'M NOT SO UPSET I'M SHOUTING ABOUT IT, THE CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK.