A Brief Reader Survey to Finish 2023

Busy Streams Employees

I’d like to end 2023 with a brief reader’s poll in order to improve services here at Streams of Unconsciousness in the coming year. We’re always looking for new ways to please our regular readers (estimated to be in the tens of millions) and attract new customers as part of our global outreach. Thanks for your participation. We look forward to hearing from you and perhaps seeing you in 2024. And oh by the way, Happy New Year!!!

If you visited the Streams headquarters in the past year, which of the following on site attractions did you visit the most?

1. The museum
2. The gift shop
3. The cafe
4. The opium den
5. The disco

Also if you visited Streams this year, which of the following did you most frequently participate in?

1. A seance
2. An orgy
3. A bocce ball tournament
4. A dance marathon
5. Primal scream therapy

If you’ve made purchases from the Streams online store, what have you bought most often:

1. A hoodie
2. A tee shirt
3. A cap
4. A girdle
5. A dildo

If you’ve visited the museum, which exhibit did you enjoy the most?

1. The Hall of Typos
2. The fluorescent post-it collection
3. The original Streams mimeograph machines
4. The papier-mâché shower clogs
5. The looted art from third world countries

What would you most like to see added to the Streams restaurant menu?

1. Roasted bald eagle
2. Watermelon rind souffle
3. Calamari Cup O Noodles
4. Mescaline dosed trout
5. Haggis

If you could pick one of the following entertainers to make an encore performance at the Streams Pavilion, who would it be?

1. Paul McCartney
2. Beyonce
3. Taylor Swift
4. The Vienna Boy’s Choir
5. The Moosejaw Middle School marching band

Which forthcoming Streams-published book are you most likely to read in 2024?

1. The Mystery of the Missing Adjective by E.Q Pettifogg
2. How to Tame a Rabid Wolverine by Myra Myron
3. 100 Recipes for Grouper by Hasenpfeffer Conroy
4. An Illustrated History of Bank Foreclosures by Bob Bleak
5. Winds Across the Patio: A Novel by Millicent Whitcomb

What blog topic most interested you?

1. Reviews of recent films
2. Discussions on classic movies
3. Angry diatribes against “the man”
4. Paranoid rants against “the system”
5. Incoherent ravings about ducks