Things often heard in workplaces:
“I’m gonna grab some lunch.”
“Can I have a quick word?”
“We’re gonna have a quick meeting.”
“I’m having to do a little catch up.”
“First we need to do a little housekeeping.”
“Just a few quick announcements.”
“Can I grab that off your desk real quick?”
"How is everyone today?"
“I just need to make a real quick copy.”
“I’m gonna grab a coffee, you want one?”
"Good weekend?"
“Sorry, I’ve gotta take this call.”
“I look forward to hearing all about your trip.”
“He just stepped away for a minute.”
“She’s not at her desk right now.”
"I'm way behind on my emails."
"Who signed off on this?"
"Hey, it's Friday!"
“I’ve gotta make a quick trip to the bathroom.”
“I just need a hot minute.”
“He’s out today.”
“Can’t. I’m right in the middle of something.”
“You caught me at a bad time.”
“I’ll have to get back to you on that.”
"It's been crazy around here all week."
"Have a good one."
“There’s some pastries in the break room, grab one.”
“I’m going to decapitate Jane in accounting.”
“There’s a live badger in the reception area.”
“Please don’t defecate on the copy machine.”
“We’re excepting a shipment of dildos any day now.”
“The wharf rat casserole is excellent.”
“Martin Heidegger’s groundbreaking work in ontology and metaphysics determined the course of 20th-century philosophy on the European continent and exerted an enormous influence on virtually every other humanistic discipline, including literary criticism, hermeneutics, psychology, and theology.”
“Dude, I’m totally fucking wasted.”
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