08 October 2009

More News & Notes from Streams of Unconsciousness


I am spearheading efforts to encourage the Nobel Prize Committee to annually award the best film blog....

Construction is actually ahead of pace on the Streams of Unconsciousness Museum scheduled to open in June. We are pleased to have America's most preeminent civil engineer, Paul Tjogas, attached to the project....

A reminder, please no flash photography! Thank you for your cooperation...

You're all encouraged to wear costumes while visiting this site on Halloween. Best get up wins a prize!....

Congratulations to my imaginary friend Ulrich who recently married his long time partner Consuela. Best wishes to the happy couple....

VIP membership to Streams of Unconsciousness is available at only $29.95. Get access to exclusive content, be taken on special tours and enjoy valet parking. Ask one of our sales reps for details...

Congratulations to the Streams of Unconsciousness staff rugby team which defeated the defending champs from Luigis's Classic Golden Age Oldie Film Blog, 36-17 last week. That's a photo from the match above.....

I'm again offering my services to mediate the ongoing feud between Millie from ClassicForever and Kate of Silents and Talkies. Too much blood has been shed and property damage in the millions is unacceptable. You two have got to find some common ground and I'm reaching out to help....

Please, while reading Streams of Unconsciousness, hold your applause until the end of the post....

Congratulations to our September Employee of the Month, Elspeth over in customer service. You go girl!....

The boys in research and development are working on making an audio version of all posts, it should be available soon. Details to follow....

Hey, while you're here why not visit our new Fisherman's Grotto? The all new menu includes Carp, Yellow Coaker, Eel, Grouper, Hake, Grey Mullet and Piranha, along with all your regular favorites, all grilled to perfection....

Per your many, many requests the gift shop is now featuring the popular Streams of Unconsciousnesss sweatshirts in children's sizes....

Finally, a shout out to regular reader Tony/Tina recovering from a successful gender re-assignment surgery. You go girl (?).

2 comments:

Unknown said...

"Congratulations to my imaginary friend Ulrich who recently married his long time partner Consuela. Best wishes to the happy couple...." -- seriously, you are too funny :D

How did you know me and Millie had an ongoing feud?! (About the acting abilities of Mr. Tyrone Power, if you're interested) ;)

Millie said...

Hilarious.