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Do people who work tirelessly really never get tired?
Why don’t Brits say “by jove” anymore?
Have you ever met a married couple whose birthdays are on the same day?
You hear about people barking up the tree but never hear that someone was barking up the correct tree. Why is that?
What ever happened to bygones? People were always letting bygones be bygones but now bygones have gone. Why?
Do Republican politicians have any shame at all?
In Beijing do people go out for Chinese food? Or do they say, let’s go out for food?
Does it bother anyone else that cumulous clouds sounds too much like cunnilingus clouds?
When someone says “it is what it is” do they honestly think they’re being profound?
Don’t you think sloths need a re-brand? Mustn't it suck to be named after one of the seven deadly sins?
Did anyone else think that a cocktail was a specific kind of drink when they were a kid?
Why doesn’t God have a website?
Do fish ever feel like toweling off?
Why do math teachers make kids solve problems? Isn’t it tough enough being in school?
Who was the first person put on hold?
If money can’t be happiness, can you trade for it?
Have two people named Andy ever hiked together in the Andes?
Why don’t airlines serve watermelon?
When are we going to have restaurants for dogs?
Why the hell can’t a rolling stone gather moss if it wants to?
If “break a leg” means good luck than does “go in good health” mean bad luck?
When did women’s libbers become feminists?
Why does the military get whatever it wants but schools struggle to get basic supplies?
Why do people get drawn to nature shows as they grow older?
Wouldn’t the Almighty get more recruits if she/he made an occasional appearance?
Where did Archie, Veronica, Betty and Jughead go to college?
If that's the last straw, why not just order more straws?
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